Wednesday, April 18, 2007

happy birthday to Jeremiah!! haha
this song is dedicated to him:
happy birthday to you
you're born in the zoo
you look like a gorilla
and you sing like one too


A VERY AGGRESSIVE VEGETABLE
by sam and sirui
with help from liney and sheen
(remember to read aloud)

Cabbage whistled the tune of popeye the sailorman
through his nose, like Spongebob Squarepants
Sourbabe rolled her eyes and check her skin
ooo .. she was so smooth
that the light rays bent in the same direction
and you could see your reflection on her
Cabbage teased her
" i love good reflectors"
After admiring her perfect figure
Sourbabe and Cabbage went to a romantic place
designed to cater to couples who love
shooting themselves with rubberband.
the School Dental Service Box
There was a sign hung up on the wall.
Instead of " LOVER BIRDS"
it was "LOSER BIRDS"
they played games like
hanging themselves on the fan,
racing with toilet brushes and
competing to see who was fatter than the other
In the end, Cabbage lost because:
Losers are not people who lose but
people who give up/ quit
(copyrighted from poster in canteen)
He became very very very aggressive
and burst into a prickly and pimply pickle
who ate his own stomach contents
Unfortunately, Sourbabe continued laughing at him
She laughed until Cabbage got even more aggressive
and bloated into a LIMEGREEN balloon,
getting stuck on the door
of the School Dental Service Box
From tht day onwards ..
he became a decorative ornament
(more like a punching bag) for KFC day
Kill Farting Cabbages Day
He changed into a hot ..
i mean cabbagy chick
wearing translucent skirts with Sourbabe
They invited the squashed GONZImato to join them
She had only one hair strand left
but it was so rough
tht it reflected light in different directions
making her hair look like hairy potter
After thinking for 1h,
they decided to form a GAY gang, the ...
CABBAGE MUTANT NINJA LOSERS
*powerpuff girl theme song
its sing along session!!
"Cabbage, hes a sissy loser
Plumbabe, she has a sexy figure
Gonzilla she is a balding lychee
Power-vege destroy the world
(bridge)
Causing crime
Trying to kill humans
They come in always late
the power-veggies
POWER-VEGE!!
dah dah dah dah dah