Thursday, April 05, 2007

let's just start of by telling you a story...
the TRILOGY ABOUT LOSERS
the author of the story is shanny and sam

STORY 1: What Happens To LOSERS ...

CHARACTERS
queen - Sheen
princess - Otter
court jester - Clown
spies - Money and Lumi Fish
"sweet feminine frog" - Toad
generals - Gorilla and Gonzilla
loyal subject of the evil mastermind - Cockroach
cousins - theBrain and the Mutant Cabbage
3 dumb animals who dont know what's happening - theHorse, Ass and Goat
bone created by Clown - theBone
poor things tht are eaten - tortoises and firezhawks


Once upon a time
which was around the 21st century
there were 2 cousins
the Brain and the Mutant Cabbage (also known as Cauliflower)
They grew in a field which was near a castle
and tht's where Queen Sheen and her daughter, Otter lived.
Everyday theGoat, Horse and Ass will come and graze in this field.
They are the beings created by the court jester, Clown
a long time ago when he was still magical.
TheBone is now found in all mammals
making him the creator of all mammals.
One day, a sweet feminine frog appeared and jumped on
the back of one of the 3 animals and said
" Wahaha... I, Toad, the ruler of the world shall banish your creator
Clown to a distant land. And with a poof!
Clown disappeared into the Yellow Woods.
He had no idea tht Toad was taking control
and bringing the world into chaos
It was tht fateful day when he received an invitation to
General Gorilla and Gonzilla's wedding.
When he arrived, he noticed Toad loitering in the dark
smirking evilly at Gorilla and Gonzilla.
Clown pranced unto a table and shouted
" Hah! I see you! Don't try to hide! I know your not invited!"
With tht, he cast his last spell he could cast.
He had been saving it for the right occasion on Toad!
*Dling* Out sprouted pimples from Toad's face.
And Gonzilla promptly squashed Toad. Splat!
At last the wedding feast was served. Tortoises and Firezhawks.
Gonzilla swallowed them all Yumyum! but what a waste.
However, as a result of their strong power of love
tortoises and firezhawks were reunited in heaven
where they lived happily every after like Gorilla and Gonzilla.
but those are 2 other stories.
Our story is about the fight between good and evil, not an 爱情故事
Now what has happen to Queen Sheen
and Princess Otter all these years??
Clown found out that the Queen had decided it was time.
Sheen opened a portal. She was going to heaven.
With Sheen's departure, Otter became Queen.
Everything had to do with pain and despair
which we will not go into detail in our story.
But the tables were eventually turned.
Heroes of the story were the spies of Queen Otter
- Money and Lumi Fish appeared
They had proof tht Mutant Cabbage
posessed the sweet feminine frog
and was behind all these evil doings the whole time
Queen Otter then ordered Clown,
who was holding a toothpick at tht time
to kill the Mutant Cabbage.
Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Bits of squashy cotton wool
flew out from Cabbage's fat head. He died instantly
his loyal subject, Coackroach looked at the mess and said
" OH MAN!!!" and killed himself by eating his own snot
Queen Otter appointed Money and Lumi Fish
as her right and leftpaw fishes. (right&lefthand man)
She made Clown her trusted advisor
And tht was happily ever after,
with Mutant Cabbage the LOOOOOOOOSER dead
and peace finally restored in the kingdom
FOR NOW.

*the story had been edited to cater for ppl's requests
THE END

Dear Readers,

Look out for STORY 2: RUBBER GANG LOSERS vs QUEEN OTTER
there will be more characters, like 无骨鸡 and SourplumH2O
more fun
and more excitement
where everthing goes from bad to worse
and good guys turn to bad guys
but hope is still there
and justice always prevails ( i hope so)

Thank you for reading!!!