Monday, April 09, 2007

the long waited STORY 3 is out!!
DOWNFALL OF RUBBER GANG LOSERS and their pathetic lives
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haha ur still scrolling?





STORY 3: DOWNFALL OF THE RUBBER GANG LOSERS and their pathetic lives

Characters
Queen - Otter
left and right-paw fishes - Money and LumiFish
evil mastermind - the Mutant Cabbag accomplices - theBrain, eraserbits and rubberbands,the Geek, ASL, Cockroach, the Bone,theHorse, Ass and Goat, Chualala,liangtay, Clown and Rice
Queen's army - Tortoise and Firezhawk, 无骨鸡, SourplumH2O, Botak, ShuFly,theNut, Waiis, Hq, theCow, xiaozhou, jacq-ie and Liney
theALMIGHTY - Allah


the battle field was a mess of blood and screaming
all the sharp pencil-weapons had become blunt
both armies now resorted to using fists and fart
The grass had turned a dark red colour
and the air became polluted
(resulting in global warming in the future)
theMutant Cabbage bit his fingernails
there was no telling who would win the war
Clown was giving googly eyes to theBrain
G-Y-A ... GAY
theMutant Cabbage whispered something to Clown
And then did a tippy-toes and a chacha
somehow he landed in front of Queen Otter
Queen Otter fell in shock
Money and Lumi Fish tried to get to her
but they were caught between the rush of evil and good warriors
theMutant Cabbage lifted his cabbage-bank (piggybank)
will he give the Queen a concussion with his cabbage-bank?!
will she die?
Crash! it struck the ground.
theMutant Cabbage shouted " haha i have more money than you!"
He made a gargling sound and took an insecticide
it was for real now. he was going to carry out as planned
somewhere up there, Allah was watching
he thought tht why should such an evil LOSER live
with that, he sent down a bolt of pickles
Plop! the mushy pickle went down Mutant Cabbage's throat
Sssss ... he sprayed the insecticide!
guess what? he sprayed it towards his own face. hahahaha
he choked and coughed and choked and coughed
Finally the poisonous pickle took its effect
theMutant Cabbage slumped unto the ground
he had suffered a stroke
tears of joy flowed from Queen Otter's face
her army leaped up towards the sky
they cheered they clapped
the war was over
and they had won

you know all evil guys had bad endings
so this is what happens to them
theBrain decided to help shuai老师 with his work
and one day come to teach 2modesty
the eraserbits and rubberbands complete their mission:
help shuai老师 to maintain order in 2modesty
theGeek decided to write BOOKS FOR GEEKS
on how to scream and sing like King Kong
ASL took care of the 3dumb animals
who were more than happy to continue grazing
theBone waited for dogs to lick him
Liangtay decided to grow tea leaves
Chualala decided to join JEREMIAH'S CHOIR DUMMIES
Rice went back to the field
and bloomed into a hairy corn
Cockroach went to work in the FIGHT AGAINST PESTS organisation
and theBone followed 无骨鸡 everywhere
Clown joined 无骨鸡's quest for more fart - he was forced to
ooo what about theMutant Cabbage?
Mutant Cabbage became a vegetable.
HAHAHA. a vegetable?! get it?!
so beware because
this is what happens to LOSERS