Friday, April 06, 2007
narrator's back!
so shall we continue our
TRILOGY ABOUT LOSERS?
i bet u can't wait ... here goes ...
STORY 2: RUBBER GANG LOSER vs QUEEN OTTER
CharactersQueen - Otter
court jester - Clown
right and leftpaw fishes - Money and Lumi Fish
evil mastermind - the Mutant Cabbage
accomplices - theBrain, eraserbits and rubberbands,
the Geek, ASL, Cockroach, the Bone,
theHorse, Ass and Goat, Chualala,
liangtay and Rice
Queen's army - Tortoise and Firezhawk, 无骨鸡,
SourplumH2O, Botak, ShuFly,
theNut, Waiis, Hq, theCow, xiaozhou,
jacq-ie and Liney
famous calligraphy teacher - shuai老师
all seemed the peaceful and quiet
Queen Otter was doing an excellent job at keeping order in the kingdom
with theMutant Cabbage gone,
the fields once again bloomed with flowers
the weeds and cauliflowers had all withered
and turned into fertilisers for the flowers
theBrain seemed to be missing too. who cares?
but deep in the human world
a hideous-looking monster crept out from the toilet bowl
it was part of a house belonging to
the famous calligraphy teacher, shuai老师
Slowly, the monster heaved himself unto the ground
the horrible stench stunk up the whole house
he was back. the Mutant Cabbage.
* darth vader sound effect*there was something odd about him
he didnt look so flimsy or rotten like before
he looked squishy and ...
RUBBERY.
he had become a rubber cabbage,
tht young children use in bathtubs,
because of his past life
but nth stopped him from being the Mutant Cabbage
he was just too disfigured
without any friends or family,
he had to mix around with eraser bits and rubberbands
together they formed the RUBBBER GANG LOSERS
the Mutant Cabbage learn their ways
living on calligraphy paper and ink
Delicious!evil gangs had to find a secret lair
so they decided it was tht place.
shuai老师's head
who knew tht theBrain had made tht place his home too!
theBrain decided to join the gang
together, they plotted against Queen Otter
this time making sure there were no toothpicks
their gang grew larger
as more corrupted minds joined in
RUBBER GANG LOSERS now consisted of
the Mutant Cabbage(of course)
the eraser bits and rubberbands,
theBrain, theGeek, ASL, Chulala, liangtay, Rice
Cockroach, turns out he didnt die, theBone
and the 3 dumb animals who joined just for the sake of joining .
there was one more addition to this awkward group
you wouldnt want to know who he was.
yes, Clown. Clown betrayed the Queen.
He was part of the evil gang.
i guess it was all hopeless now
if not for our heroes again
Money and Lumi Fish were everywhere
u couldn't hide from them
they knew everything the Mutant Cabbage was planning
and they told everything to Queen Otter
Queen Otter banished Clown (haha he got banished twice)
and prepared to defend her kingdom
against RUBBER GANG LOSERS
She built her army, consisting of:
Money and Lumi Fish,
SourplumH2O, Botak, ShuFly,
theNut, Waiis, Hq, theCow,
xiaozhou, jacq-ie and Liney.
but they were still short of ppl
Suddenly, Tortoise and Firezhawk came down from the sky
they had brought a friend with them
known as 无骨鸡
Firezhawk bowed and said
" We have come to fight."
Queen smiled sadly
" Thank you but i'm afraid we are short of resources.
Clown has tons of fart but hes our enemy now."
无骨鸡 giggled
" No worries my Queen. For I am here."
with tht, he did the hokey pokey and turned himself around
fart exploded into existance
the Queen's army cheered and gathered them into gas chambers
Suddenly they heard beating of drums
and the shouting of war cries
the battle had begun.
Dear readers,
i guess u have enjoyed this heart pumping story
the last book of TRILOGY ABOUT LOSER is coming out real soon
you cant miss it!
STORY 3: DOWNFALL OF THE RUBBER GANG LOSERS and their pathetic lives
full of action and gore on the battlefield
this is the final fight to determine the ruler of the world
evil VS good
MutantCabbage VS Queen Otter
isit really the downfall of the RUBBER GANG LOSERS?
or is MutantCabbage going to reincarnate again?
is Queen Otter in fatal danger?
so many questions so many answers all in one book!
You just can't wait!