Wednesday, April 11, 2007

SOURPLUMH2O when he was a young plum

SourplumH2O loved playing hello kitty
and dressing up barbie dolls
Everyday he would sing this cheer to himself:
(in the BINGO melody)
"there was a guy who 很难红(nanhong)
and nanny was his namo
N-A-N-N-Y
N-A-N-N-Y
N-A-N-N-Y
and nanny was his namo"
one day, his friends decided to
squeeze him inside a plastic bag
with all the other sourplums
he struggled and kicked and screamed
" ur cant do this to me!! i'm as cute as a powerpuff girl!!"
unfortunately he could do nothing
splat! his face was squashed...
"ahhhhh! my nose is in my brain!!"
looking at his surroundings
he saw another sourplum and said
"hey you, why the sour face?"
the other sourplum curled up into erm ..
a plum. and didnt answer him
suddenly he was pinched out of the bag
argh! his butt got torn off. Ouch!
no wonder ..
hansel was leaving trails so tht
he could find his way back home
finally all was left was his eyeballs
he thought he was going to die
so he went to do what he always wanted to do
DANCE BALLET
jumping into his pink tutu
and twirled around to the song of
dont you wish ur plumboy was hot like me
after tht he went to sing
月亮代表我的心
and then went to 'escape theme park'
flushing himself down the toilet bowl
while eating his own ear wax
finally he went skinny dippping and spa
sourplum reached home
and sang himself to sleep
"who's the leader of the gang
tht's made for you and me
M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E"
"chuala lalala i love to pee in the sink"
at last he closed his eyes
"i'd like to give 3 roses to a hairycorn"