Tuesday, April 17, 2007
this title is copyrighted from nickelodeon
but it still suits the story neway
(read it aloud. its funnier)
A VERY AGGRESSIVE VEGETABLE
by sam and liney
with help from sheen and shanny
Green. Crunchy. Delicious?
oh not this one. more like ..
Rotten. Slimy.
LIMEGREEN blob of fibre and vitamin L
("L" stand for losers)
with little sharp things protruding
from his L-shaped mouth.
He sat on the flower pot
sucking his elongated pinky, meditating
" ohm ohm, wawawa,
i love my sourbabe (sourplum) "
and who was he?
Cabbage. yes, theMutantCabbage
the very aggressive veggie
Everyday he would use his gay mouth spray
with
softsoap essences. HAHA
He would throw a party once in awhile
to celebrate the birth of a new leaf
One day, he planted himself
in a field of hairy cucumbers ..
and got stuck. lol
Cabbage got very very very aggressive
and exploded into a pumpkin
He started sashaying towards
GONZImato, the veggie form of gonzilla
However he realised tht he was
too fat and too round, so he decided to roll.
GONZImato being attracted by his girl charm
started smooching him ( we will describe no further)
He screamed like a chicken. a boneless one.
" Ahhhh! dont kiss me!!
i must stay true to Sourbabe!!"
With tht, he became very very very aggressive
and
poof! with little twinkling cabbages
he turned into a Cinderella carriage/coach
and squashed
GONZImato into a potato
oh no! he was late for his date.
he used PANTENE shampoo for "beautiful" hair
and rushed to the nearby provision shop
Sourbabe was waiting for him
in a sweet femine tutu made of mimosas
As you should know,
mimosas are also known as touch-me-nots
so when Cabbage touched his darling
the mimosas closed
revealing wrinkled, pinkish skin of a plum
Furious, Sourbabe dragged him off his feet
all the way to
JEREMIAH'S BEAUTY SALON
for hopeless situations
while Jeremiah was trying to fix her mess
Sourbabe blinked her eyes flirtatiously at Cabbage
with wind in her curly locks
she swayed from side to side
and giggled " i love cabbages"
Sourbabe stared at Cabbage with beady eyes
Cabbage looked at her and said
" huh? oh yeah yeah i love cabbages too"
"oh you're pathetic..." Sourbabe sighed
" who says so? i can whistle from my nose .."
to be continued ...